1 00:00:00,758 --> 00:00:03,275 [uplifting music] 2 00:00:06,275 --> 00:00:08,620 [cat meows] 3 00:00:20,034 --> 00:00:23,827 ? The Pirates next door 4 00:00:23,827 --> 00:00:27,689 - That is how my ancestor Rackum Redblood, 5 00:00:27,689 --> 00:00:30,689 won a battle against 1,000 men. 6 00:00:30,689 --> 00:00:31,724 - That's odd, Jim. 7 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:34,931 According to the town records, 8 00:00:34,931 --> 00:00:36,758 you do not descend from Rackum Redblood, 9 00:00:36,758 --> 00:00:38,413 but from Francis Flunkey. 10 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,862 [children gasp] 11 00:00:39,862 --> 00:00:42,000 - I've never even heard of that pirate. 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,034 What did he do? 13 00:00:43,034 --> 00:00:45,896 Did he sink the king's fleet? 14 00:00:45,896 --> 00:00:48,137 - Well, he wasn't a pirate. 15 00:00:48,137 --> 00:00:50,172 He was an expert in edict. 16 00:00:51,103 --> 00:00:52,517 - What's edict? 17 00:00:52,517 --> 00:00:53,758 What's that mean? 18 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:55,620 - Not speaking with your mouth full, 19 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,379 not going around slamming doors, 20 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:59,172 taking your shoes off before -- 21 00:00:59,172 --> 00:01:00,344 - Aye, Jim. 22 00:01:00,344 --> 00:01:01,724 So much for all that showing off 23 00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:03,655 about your ancestor pirates. 24 00:01:03,655 --> 00:01:05,068 [children giggle] 25 00:01:05,068 --> 00:01:06,275 [Jim growls] 26 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,517 - Brent, it's wonderful to have an ancestor 27 00:01:08,517 --> 00:01:10,517 who knew all about good manners, 28 00:01:10,517 --> 00:01:11,965 it's very useful -- 29 00:01:11,965 --> 00:01:14,310 - When you're a pretend pirate. 30 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:18,448 - Jim's a pretend pirate, Jim's a pretend pirate. 31 00:01:18,448 --> 00:01:20,068 - Children, please. 32 00:01:20,068 --> 00:01:21,931 - [Little Girl] Jim's a pretend pirate, 33 00:01:21,931 --> 00:01:22,862 Jim's a pretend pirate! 34 00:01:22,862 --> 00:01:24,344 - I dare you to say that again. 35 00:01:25,793 --> 00:01:26,620 Whoa! 36 00:01:27,517 --> 00:01:28,655 - You alright, Jim? 37 00:01:31,241 --> 00:01:32,068 - Aw. 38 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:37,103 - And after tea we'll go to the lighthouse. 39 00:01:37,103 --> 00:01:38,000 Won't that be fun? 40 00:01:39,413 --> 00:01:42,034 Did you know that Captain Kid came through Deloncy once? 41 00:01:43,517 --> 00:01:46,241 He must have left some gold dinguts around here somewhere. 42 00:01:46,241 --> 00:01:48,586 We could have a treasure hunt. 43 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:49,413 - [Jim] Whatever. 44 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:50,655 - Aw. 45 00:01:50,655 --> 00:01:52,241 - No, my fish. [parrot squawking] 46 00:01:52,241 --> 00:01:53,620 Whoa! 47 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:55,137 - Look's like the boy's caught a bought 48 00:01:55,137 --> 00:01:57,000 of pirate's petulance. 49 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,275 - Pirate? 50 00:01:58,275 --> 00:02:00,551 We'd have to be real ones to catch that. 51 00:02:00,551 --> 00:02:03,758 You're just an old liar, Grandpa! 52 00:02:03,758 --> 00:02:05,448 - A liar. 53 00:02:05,448 --> 00:02:07,931 Blow me down, small fry. 54 00:02:07,931 --> 00:02:10,758 How dare you insult your own blood line? 55 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:16,931 - Hey, I didn't do anything. 56 00:02:16,931 --> 00:02:19,551 Jim, do you still wanna go to the lighthouse? 57 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:20,827 - No thank you. 58 00:02:22,206 --> 00:02:24,931 I'm going to Mrs. Bevin's for a lesson in edict. 59 00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:27,379 - Blimey. 60 00:02:27,379 --> 00:02:31,034 That does need a good lesson in manners. 61 00:02:31,034 --> 00:02:31,931 - Hm. 62 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:33,034 - Oh? 63 00:02:33,034 --> 00:02:35,931 [knocking] 64 00:02:35,931 --> 00:02:36,758 - Oh. 65 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:38,000 - Grandpa! 66 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,103 We need to show Jim he is a real pirate. 67 00:02:41,103 --> 00:02:43,034 I have an idea, but you're going to 68 00:02:43,034 --> 00:02:45,172 have to let me come on board. 69 00:02:45,172 --> 00:02:46,206 - What? 70 00:02:46,206 --> 00:02:48,586 A land lover on me boat? 71 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:51,482 - Only till Jim gets back to normal again. 72 00:02:51,482 --> 00:02:53,000 - Hm. 73 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,586 Well alright. 74 00:02:54,586 --> 00:02:56,000 But only this once, mind. 75 00:02:57,137 --> 00:02:58,586 [spits] 76 00:02:58,586 --> 00:02:59,724 Put it there. 77 00:02:59,724 --> 00:03:01,034 - Ugh. 78 00:03:01,034 --> 00:03:03,896 [teapot clanking] 79 00:03:05,034 --> 00:03:07,275 - One raises the cup to one's lips 80 00:03:07,275 --> 00:03:08,620 while holding one's saucer. 81 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,000 Watch that little finger! 82 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,965 Hold it up right. 83 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,206 There, that's better. 84 00:03:14,206 --> 00:03:17,482 Then one places ones cup back on the saucer. 85 00:03:18,413 --> 00:03:19,689 Well done. 86 00:03:19,689 --> 00:03:21,896 I knew you had it in you somewhere. 87 00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:23,551 - [Squawk] Jim, Jim! 88 00:03:25,586 --> 00:03:30,586 - Squawk would you, could do, please, I beg that you refrain 89 00:03:31,551 --> 00:03:32,620 from calling me Jim. 90 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:35,724 From now on my name is Francis. 91 00:03:37,206 --> 00:03:38,517 [Bones barking] 92 00:03:38,517 --> 00:03:41,137 Sit Bones, and stop barking. 93 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:43,724 It's very impolite. 94 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,620 - Okay Francis. 95 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:47,103 Matilda's in danger. 96 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:48,344 - What? 97 00:03:48,344 --> 00:03:50,344 I'm sorry Mrs. Bevin, I really must leave. 98 00:03:50,344 --> 00:03:52,655 - Oh, Francis. 99 00:03:52,655 --> 00:03:54,655 You should've saluted when you left. 100 00:03:54,655 --> 00:03:55,931 You little pirate. 101 00:03:59,896 --> 00:04:00,724 - Argh! 102 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,068 Gotcha now missy, eh? 103 00:04:04,068 --> 00:04:06,000 [Matilda gasps] 104 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,965 [treacle bubbling] 105 00:04:09,965 --> 00:04:11,448 - [Matilda] Help! - Hm? 106 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:15,172 - Is there no gallant soul around here to save me? 107 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:18,000 From this fate, worse than death? 108 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,275 - What's this all about? 109 00:04:20,275 --> 00:04:24,448 What's the meaning of this disruption? 110 00:04:24,448 --> 00:04:27,862 - I knew full well that we land lovers 111 00:04:27,862 --> 00:04:29,724 aren't welcome on board. 112 00:04:29,724 --> 00:04:33,620 Oh dear me, what was I thinking. 113 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:36,724 - He says he's going to throw her into the treacle. 114 00:04:36,724 --> 00:04:37,965 What's the plan? 115 00:04:37,965 --> 00:04:40,896 We board the galleon and take it from the rear? 116 00:04:40,896 --> 00:04:41,793 No, I know! 117 00:04:43,206 --> 00:04:46,068 We blow it all sky high. 118 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,000 - What? 119 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,517 And risk killing Matilda? 120 00:04:48,517 --> 00:04:49,517 No. 121 00:04:49,517 --> 00:04:52,206 Violence is never the answer. 122 00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:53,758 - Huh? 123 00:04:53,758 --> 00:04:55,448 - Instead I'll show you the wonders that can be achieved 124 00:04:55,448 --> 00:04:57,827 with the diplomacy and politeness. 125 00:04:57,827 --> 00:05:00,068 [Little Girl groans] 126 00:05:00,068 --> 00:05:01,206 [Jim coughs] 127 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:03,482 - I come in peace. 128 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:04,310 - Oh! 129 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:05,965 - What the heck is that? 130 00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:09,724 In all my pirate years, I've never seen the likes of this. 131 00:05:09,724 --> 00:05:10,965 [treacle bubbles] 132 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:14,896 - Grandpa, I'm prepared to negotiate [shouts] 133 00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:17,551 - Jim, attack him and release me! 134 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,000 I'd like to be home in time for tea. 135 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,413 - My name is Francis, not Jim. 136 00:05:22,413 --> 00:05:25,551 If you agree to release Matilda, 137 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:30,482 I'm prepared to offer you lessons in good manners. 138 00:05:30,482 --> 00:05:33,896 - I don't give a squid's eye about good manners. 139 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:36,206 - We're doing well, 140 00:05:36,206 --> 00:05:38,793 we've established communication at least. 141 00:05:38,793 --> 00:05:41,551 [Matilda sighs] 142 00:05:41,551 --> 00:05:44,000 [seagulls squawking] 143 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,206 [instruments clanging] 144 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,172 - Be reasonable Grandpa. 145 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:59,137 You haven't even expressed any grievances. 146 00:05:59,137 --> 00:06:02,689 - Oh since when do you need grievances to take prisoners. 147 00:06:02,689 --> 00:06:04,620 I'm a pirate, remember? 148 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,448 I haven't used my good ol' plank in a long time. 149 00:06:10,448 --> 00:06:12,620 - I must say grandpa doesn't seem very open 150 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,034 to the idea of diplomacy. 151 00:06:14,034 --> 00:06:15,000 - Great! 152 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,517 Which means we can attack then. 153 00:06:17,689 --> 00:06:20,517 - Oh, we should ask Mrs. Bevin's help. 154 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:22,620 [Bones whines] 155 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:24,241 - Pst, Grandpa! 156 00:06:24,241 --> 00:06:27,689 I need you to push me along the plank. 157 00:06:27,689 --> 00:06:30,758 - Enough chin wagging [laughs] 158 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:35,068 Say goodbye to your damsel, Francis. 159 00:06:35,068 --> 00:06:37,413 Before she takes a little swim. 160 00:06:37,413 --> 00:06:38,620 - Jim, Francis! 161 00:06:39,551 --> 00:06:41,620 Do something, quick! 162 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:42,448 - Go on. 163 00:06:43,965 --> 00:06:45,137 [canon firing] 164 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:47,724 - Get off my lawn, you moldy sea urchin. 165 00:06:47,724 --> 00:06:50,896 You're gonna have to do better than that. 166 00:06:52,275 --> 00:06:54,448 [giggles] 167 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:56,862 - Ah! 168 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:59,448 [upbeat music] 169 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,241 - Missed again! 170 00:07:09,241 --> 00:07:11,586 - We're never gonna get close to the ship. 171 00:07:11,586 --> 00:07:13,931 That's because I'm not genuinely a pirate. 172 00:07:13,931 --> 00:07:15,448 I don't have it in me. 173 00:07:15,448 --> 00:07:17,586 Aye, what's the corn for? 174 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:20,655 [Matilda laughs] 175 00:07:20,655 --> 00:07:24,551 - Hey, you, get back to your plank immediately. 176 00:07:27,551 --> 00:07:30,896 - Ah, we stuffed the canon bowers with these bags, 177 00:07:30,896 --> 00:07:33,000 grandpa won't be able to fire it at us! 178 00:07:36,137 --> 00:07:39,551 You aim inside the canon, then, when he can't fire anymore, 179 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:41,862 I'll hop on board the ship. 180 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,620 [canon explodes] 181 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,068 - That's a bullseye! 182 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,448 The lassie's better than you do. 183 00:07:50,448 --> 00:07:53,206 - Hah, that'll teach you. 184 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,620 [explosion] 185 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:55,827 [glasses clatter] 186 00:07:55,827 --> 00:07:57,310 - I wonder where Matilda has gone to? 187 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,931 - She's probably out playing pirates 188 00:07:58,931 --> 00:08:00,379 again with the neighbors son. 189 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:03,965 - Ah! 190 00:08:03,965 --> 00:08:05,586 Canon ball. 191 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,344 - Ah, that's better. 192 00:08:08,344 --> 00:08:10,965 [canon groans] 193 00:08:14,241 --> 00:08:17,689 [corn kernels pop] 194 00:08:17,689 --> 00:08:19,620 - Whoa, popcorn of war! 195 00:08:23,172 --> 00:08:26,206 - Hang on, this is not really fitting behavior 196 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,413 for a descendant of Francis Flunky. 197 00:08:28,413 --> 00:08:30,241 - [Grandpa] That's enough. 198 00:08:30,241 --> 00:08:32,310 I knew I should never have let one 199 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:34,620 of those land lovers on board. 200 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:38,517 - Grandpa, you do remember this is just an act, right? 201 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:40,137 We're doing it for Jim. 202 00:08:40,137 --> 00:08:44,310 I'm not really your prisoner [screams] 203 00:08:48,068 --> 00:08:49,655 That is disgusting. 204 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:52,620 Jim, Jim! 205 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,448 You can do it. 206 00:08:54,448 --> 00:08:56,275 You are a true pirate. 207 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:58,448 - Jim! 208 00:08:59,482 --> 00:09:02,241 [Matilda groans] 209 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:06,206 - [Jim] Yah! 210 00:09:06,206 --> 00:09:08,655 [Jim laughs] 211 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 - Oh thank you Francis. 212 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,344 Now you're no longer needed here, 213 00:09:15,344 --> 00:09:18,137 you may get back to your politeness classes. 214 00:09:18,137 --> 00:09:19,068 - What? 215 00:09:19,068 --> 00:09:20,620 While we're having so much fun? 216 00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:22,724 - Tehe. 217 00:09:23,965 --> 00:09:25,413 - Alright then. 218 00:09:25,413 --> 00:09:27,620 Are you ready to teach Grandpa a lesson, Francis? 219 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,827 - Come back here you barnacles! 220 00:09:29,827 --> 00:09:32,379 You won't get off lightly, you know? 221 00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:34,103 - Aha, pirates always ready! 222 00:09:34,103 --> 00:09:38,000 [upbeat banjo music] 223 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,137 - Hey I'm a pirate, too, you know? 224 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,551 - It was so much fun pretending 225 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,172 to Jim that you were a prisoner. 226 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,931 We should do it more often. 227 00:09:48,931 --> 00:09:49,862 - Huh? 228 00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:52,068 You weren't really a prisoner? 229 00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:55,241 - Jim, we just wanted you to believe in yourself. 230 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:58,034 Ever since that whole Francis Flukny thing, 231 00:09:58,034 --> 00:10:01,000 you were convinced you weren't a pirate anymore. 232 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,275 - Who cares about Flunky? 233 00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:05,137 We are true pirates. 234 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:09,103 We pillage, we slam doors, and before we eat, 235 00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:11,275 we don't wash our hands. 236 00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:12,448 - You're right! 237 00:10:12,448 --> 00:10:14,206 And did you see that battle? 238 00:10:14,206 --> 00:10:16,068 Just like Captain Kid, [he laughs], 239 00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:18,827 it'll go down in history! 240 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,896 Especially when I forged ahead, courageous and-- 241 00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:23,379 - Jim. 242 00:10:23,379 --> 00:10:26,448 I thought that story about Francis Flunky was bit odd, 243 00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:28,517 so I did some research, 244 00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:32,172 and it turns out there was an error in the official records. 245 00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:35,931 Francis Flunky was an ancestor of Brent's, not yours. 246 00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:37,655 You only have pirates as ancestors. 247 00:10:38,827 --> 00:10:40,137 - Oh yeah, of course. 248 00:10:40,137 --> 00:10:41,379 I knew that all along. 249 00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:44,000 Thanks, though, Ms. Green. 250 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,034 [girls laugh] 251 00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:50,758 - Don't forget about me you mullet brains! 252 00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:51,793 [Grandpa groans] 253 00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:54,275 Untie me you gallows feet. 254 00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:58,448 Or I'll send you to Davy Jones locker! 255 00:10:58,448 --> 00:11:01,000 [upbeat music] 256 00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:12,965 [slow calming music] 257 00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:32,586 ? The Pirates next door 258 00:11:32,586 --> 00:11:34,068 [Squawk cooing] 259 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,758 [Grandpa laughs] 260 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:36,655 - Now what? 261 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,655 A little less. 262 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:40,931 Yes. 263 00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:41,896 To the left. 264 00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:55,034 - Avast, I made it clear, no land lovers on me ship. 265 00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:58,000 I'll have ye dangling off the end of me hook missy. 266 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,482 - Shh, or you'll spoil my surprise. 267 00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:01,931 - What surprise? 268 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:03,655 - I've given your grandpa an ink pen and quill 269 00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:05,551 so he can write his memoirs. 270 00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:07,068 It's the least I can do to make up 271 00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:08,827 for all the times I've come on board. 272 00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:10,000 [Grandpa yells] 273 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,517 [Squawk yells] 274 00:12:11,517 --> 00:12:12,655 - [Squawk] You've got some real nerve. [gun fires] 275 00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:13,827 Never to return. 276 00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:19,241 - Well good riddance, you flea ridden feather duster! 277 00:12:19,241 --> 00:12:23,068 - Ah, Grandpa why're you being so hard on Squawk? 278 00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:27,655 - That scrawny owl accused me of having another bird! 279 00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:31,000 I've been true to this from the word go. 280 00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:33,172 - Another bird? 281 00:12:33,172 --> 00:12:36,000 - Yes he found this hear feather of doom. 282 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,931 [Jim laughs] 283 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,448 - That's just a -- 284 00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:42,172 - If I catch the scoundrel who gave him that idea'r, 285 00:12:42,172 --> 00:12:47,068 I'll give him a jolly roger tattoo with my here cutlass. 286 00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:50,000 What were you saying? 287 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,241 - I was just saying that the feather you -- 288 00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:53,931 - We won't bother you any longer, sir. 289 00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:58,413 You've probably got lots of scoundrels to catch and kill. 290 00:12:58,413 --> 00:13:00,103 I mean lots of things to do. 291 00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:01,000 Come on, Jim, come on. 292 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:05,172 [suspenseful music] 293 00:13:05,172 --> 00:13:08,379 [Grandpa sighs] 294 00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:10,000 - It would've been easiest to just come clean. 295 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,310 - And end up on a skewer? 296 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:15,206 No thanks, besides, I made the mistake, 297 00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:17,000 it's up to me to repair it. 298 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,379 We just need to find Squawk 299 00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:20,896 and make them both friends again, that's all. 300 00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:23,724 Come on, someone must know where he went. 301 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,413 - A parrot stole my pancake [cries]. 302 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,448 [trumpet squeaking] 303 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,137 - Squawk came and pecked me horn to bits with his beak. 304 00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:41,000 He said it reminded him of the noise Grandpa makes 305 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,413 when he blows his nose. 306 00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:45,551 - Yeah, and he told me that the pattern on my kite 307 00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:48,000 is identical to the one on Grandpa's long johns. 308 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,862 [trumpet squeals] 309 00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:56,103 - Aw, and I just finished cleaning. 310 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,655 - I was just hanging out my washing to dry, 311 00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:01,448 and this monster came out and ransacked it, 312 00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:04,448 just like that, for no reason. 313 00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:08,103 Worse still, he even attacked my little Felix. 314 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,413 - I've never known Squawk to behave like this. 315 00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:12,344 [Squawk squawks] 316 00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:13,793 - You filthy feathered freak! 317 00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:16,896 Give me back my fish and you be quick about it! 318 00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,931 No, come on [yells] 319 00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:19,758 Doh! 320 00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:23,724 - What am I going to do about my washing line? 321 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:24,551 - Doh. 322 00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:27,965 [Little Girl yells] 323 00:14:27,965 --> 00:14:29,896 - Grandpa, Grandpa! 324 00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:32,275 Can we have a sword fight? 325 00:14:32,275 --> 00:14:33,551 Are you ill? 326 00:14:33,551 --> 00:14:36,655 Do you want a glass of cod liver oil? 327 00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:39,000 - Is that you, Squawk? 328 00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:41,172 Oh. 329 00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:43,655 - Come on, Grandpa! 330 00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:44,586 - Doh! 331 00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:46,655 Go easy you powder monkey. 332 00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:51,103 - Why don't we shoot a canon ball? 333 00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:52,724 You'll feel better. 334 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,827 Huh? 335 00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:59,965 [fire crackles] 336 00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,241 [canon booms] 337 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,551 You miss Squawk, don't you? 338 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:15,724 - Shady gone way with another bird? 339 00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:18,034 After all I've done for him. 340 00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:24,068 - Look out, that parrot's probably rabid. 341 00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:26,206 Let me do it. 342 00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:29,206 [Jim groans] 343 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:31,344 - Oh! 344 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:33,862 [net swishes] 345 00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:37,275 Oh, I'll make you pay for this! 346 00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:40,103 [Jim laughs] 347 00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:43,000 - Goodbye you bumbling fools. 348 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,586 I'm off! 349 00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:47,862 None of you deserve me [laughs] 350 00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:49,068 [Matilda and Jim laugh] 351 00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:50,655 - You won't be laughing when the town hall 352 00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:53,344 sends you parents the bill for the dry cleaning. 353 00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:55,724 I've noted it all down. 354 00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:57,965 - All that fuss over a stain. 355 00:15:57,965 --> 00:15:59,482 - You're right, boy. 356 00:15:59,482 --> 00:16:03,034 The stain is insignificant compared to the pleasure 357 00:16:03,034 --> 00:16:06,448 I'll have, seeing your parents get thrown of this town 358 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,241 for vandalism and assault. 359 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:09,068 Oh! 360 00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:13,965 [Jim and Matilda laugh] 361 00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:15,517 - I'm sorry, Jim. 362 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,896 This is all my fault. 363 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:19,827 I'm gonna tell Grandpa everything. 364 00:16:19,827 --> 00:16:21,586 So what if I get punished? 365 00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:24,068 At least Squawk and Grandpa will be friends again. 366 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:25,241 - Are you sure? 367 00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:26,310 - Yes. 368 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,862 You go, and track down Squawk. 369 00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:34,965 ? Oh me heart is sunken to the depths of the hole ? 370 00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:37,689 ? Winter blows it's icy breath 371 00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:38,517 - Shut up! 372 00:16:38,517 --> 00:16:39,724 - Shut up! 373 00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:42,206 ? Ignoring -- 374 00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:44,241 - Look, Grandpa! 375 00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,206 Matilda's on the lawn. 376 00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:47,793 Do you want to shoot at her? 377 00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:50,034 - Oh, no land lovers on the lawn, I said. 378 00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:55,000 Do what you want, on or off board. 379 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,551 I don't actually give a squid's ink sack what you do. 380 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,724 - I have to tell you, the feather which caused 381 00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:04,241 this tiff with Squawk, was my fault from the start. 382 00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:06,724 I just wanted to give you a gift. 383 00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:08,482 - Bildge, squil! 384 00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:09,448 So it was you. 385 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:13,724 [canon booms] 386 00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:16,758 - If I were you, I'd write him a nice little letter. 387 00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,413 - [Policeman] Here pretty polly. 388 00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:21,413 [Squawk squawks] 389 00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:23,448 - Do I look like a canary to you? 390 00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:25,275 [canon ball booms] 391 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:27,620 [Jim yells] 392 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,931 - It's alright, matey. 393 00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:33,827 Me message has arrived in the right place. 394 00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:36,241 [Little Girl laughs] 395 00:17:36,241 --> 00:17:38,689 - Hey Squawk, here's a letter for you. 396 00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:40,344 - A letter? 397 00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:43,000 - It must be from Grandpa, do you want me to read it? 398 00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:46,931 'Dear Squawk, I miss you more than ever. 399 00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:50,965 There's a hole in my heart deeper than the black hole. 400 00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:52,896 And only your sharp claws, 401 00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:55,068 and crooked beak could possible fill it. 402 00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:57,000 Get your tail back here, 403 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,206 or I'll pluck you and roast you for dinner,' 404 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:01,172 oh, um, no sorry, got that wrong. 405 00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:03,862 'If you come back, I'll roast some 406 00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:05,689 delicious sardines for you.' 407 00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:06,620 [Squawk squawks] 408 00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,275 - I'm very happy here. 409 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:10,000 Gotten a new friend. 410 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,275 - Oh, don't you worry, I wasn't gonna roast you. 411 00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:14,103 Oh, ah! 412 00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:16,413 - Well? 413 00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,379 - The traitor. 414 00:18:18,379 --> 00:18:21,206 He's found a new skipper! 415 00:18:21,206 --> 00:18:23,517 It's a vulgar village Bobby to boot! 416 00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:27,586 Oh I'll make him pay for this. 417 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:29,448 - I knew that last line in the letter 418 00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:31,413 wasn't such a good idea. 419 00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:34,000 - I'm gonna blast that treacherous mangy claw bag 420 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,689 right off the map and seven seas. 421 00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:39,275 - I'm sure we can come up with some solution. 422 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:41,793 [canon booms] 423 00:18:46,724 --> 00:18:47,551 - Oh! 424 00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:50,379 [trumpet squeals] 425 00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:53,896 - Oh! 426 00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:56,137 - Grandpa does not have another bird, I swear. 427 00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:58,724 The feather was a present from Matilda. 428 00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:02,206 - Maybe, but he always growls at me. 429 00:19:02,206 --> 00:19:04,482 I need to be respected. 430 00:19:04,482 --> 00:19:07,241 [canon whistles] 431 00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:12,655 [cat meows] 432 00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:13,620 - Let me, ma'am. 433 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,896 I'll see you safely across. 434 00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:22,517 - You're taking it too far, come on, 435 00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:24,827 I'm sure you must miss Grandpa. 436 00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:26,000 - Not one bit. 437 00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:28,965 - I get it. 438 00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:30,862 It's so much more exciting directing road traffic. 439 00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:33,344 Firing salmas and canon balls and hunting for treasure, 440 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:37,172 sailing the seven seas, that's much more boring. 441 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,172 - Doh! 442 00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:40,310 Come, come back here! 443 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,965 - Hey sounds like Grandpa's calmed down. 444 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,724 Now might be a good time to go and talk to him. 445 00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:47,793 - You are right. 446 00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:48,862 I took it a bit far. 447 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,310 - No more Captain nice guy. 448 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:56,103 I'm gonna blow this town to smithereens, 449 00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:58,034 then when there's nothing left for the ship, 450 00:19:58,034 --> 00:20:01,586 he'll have no choice but to come home. 451 00:20:01,586 --> 00:20:03,034 - Give me that! 452 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:05,379 You know that Mom doesn't like you to play with dynamite. 453 00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,206 You get too excited to sleep. 454 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,827 - Don't care. 455 00:20:08,827 --> 00:20:10,000 I'm not tired anyway. 456 00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:12,344 - Nugget. 457 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,586 Grab the sticks. 458 00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,068 - Stealing dynamite from your Grandpa? 459 00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:18,310 Oh well, well those dirty land lovers certainly are a 460 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,068 marvelous influence on you. 461 00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:23,965 - Ow! 462 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:25,482 Well one things for sure, 463 00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:27,310 he's a lot calmer now. 464 00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:29,344 - Oh, Squawk. 465 00:20:29,344 --> 00:20:31,344 Squawk you've come -- [he yells] 466 00:20:31,344 --> 00:20:32,758 My birdy buddy. 467 00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:35,827 - Is this how you welcome your birdy buddy? 468 00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:37,689 If that's how it is, I'm off, forever! 469 00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:42,310 - Squawk! 470 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:43,965 - No Grandpa, you're gonna be sick! 471 00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:46,034 [suspenseful music] 472 00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:47,896 - If you don't want to lose him forever, 473 00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,724 you'll have to take the plunge. 474 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,172 - Squawk, please! 475 00:20:56,896 --> 00:20:58,068 Don't leave me. 476 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,620 - Grandpa! 477 00:21:02,517 --> 00:21:03,310 Grandpa! 478 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,758 I'm so sorry. 479 00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:08,000 I promise I'll never leave you again, Grandpa? 480 00:21:10,241 --> 00:21:13,758 [Grandpa laughs] 481 00:21:13,758 --> 00:21:17,724 - I'm gonna teach that girl a lesson once and for all. 482 00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:20,965 - [Squawk] You could hang her upside down, 483 00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:23,206 over the shore of socks. 484 00:21:23,206 --> 00:21:25,000 - I've got a better idea. 485 00:21:26,896 --> 00:21:31,034 To start with, we have a filet of sardine, 486 00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:33,448 sauteed in cod liver oil, 487 00:21:33,448 --> 00:21:36,517 with a delicious blubbered drizzle dressing. 488 00:21:36,517 --> 00:21:37,931 - At your service gentlemen. 489 00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:47,586 - Oops, sorry. 490 00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:49,896 [Jim yells] 491 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:55,758 - Don't eat so fast, you might choke yourself. 492 00:21:55,758 --> 00:21:58,241 - I will not let you speak to me like that. 493 00:21:58,241 --> 00:22:00,000 I demand respect. 494 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,655 - Respect? 495 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,896 You won't get that from me till you deserve it, 496 00:22:03,896 --> 00:22:06,000 you mangy feather duster. 497 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,586 You rabid ball of fluff. 498 00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:10,241 [upbeat music] 499 00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:14,841 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0